TEXT MESSAGE BOOK
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E N J O Y
SUBMITTED BY :
BHAWANDEEP SINGH PURBA
Publis By :
PARAM PRODUCTION
Vancouver ( CANADA ) Ph. : 778-241-2148
ENJOY
Submited By :
Bhawandeep Singh Purba
1195, Ajit Nagar Moga (Pb.)
Cell : (+91)-9988-92-9988
E-Mail : mehakwattandi@rediffmail.com
(C) Writer & Publisher
PARAM – 104
First Edition : November 2009
Copy 500 Only
Publisher (India):
Kirandeep Kaur “Goldy”
Paramjit Kaur “Param”
Publisher (Canada):
Gursewak Singh Purba
Sukhdev Singh Rakhra
Artist B.K.Singh
PARAM PRODUCTION, CANADA
E-Mail : paramproduction@rediffmail.com
Composing & Desiging
PARAN PRODUCTION, MOGA
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Messages
Mere Pyare Dost ate Bhain Bhar Mainu Messages Bhajde ta Ona Nu Pad K Mainu Bahout Khusi Hundi. Pyare Dost ate Bhain Bharawa da Koi V Messages Delete Karan Nu Man Na Karda. Par Mobile Phone Di Memory ta Semet Hi Hondi Hai. Koi V Mobile Set Hove Os Di Memory di Ek Limit Hundi Hai. Es Lai Mainu Na Chounde Hove V Apne Dost ate Bhain Bharawa de Kuj Messages Delete Karne Painde. Jehra Messages Mainu Jayada Pasand Ounde Oh Mai Copy te Likh Lainda. Fer Sochia K Vadia Messages Apne Computer Set Vich Hi Save Kar Lawa. Es Lai Mai Apne Pasand De Messages Apna Computer Vich Save Kar ke Rakhan Lag Pia.
Ek Din Meri Bhateji “Goldy” Ne Mainu Keha K Jehra Vadia Messages Han Ona Di Tusi Book Bna Deao. Vaise ta Mainu Mera Bhain Bharawa te Yaar Dosta de Bhaje Sare Messages hi Vadia Lagge par Sadi Pasand Mutabak ate Jehra Messages Saria Nu Vadia Lagan Oh Sare Messages Asi Select Kar K Os Nu Book de Roop Vich Patkha Samne Pase Kita Hai. Es Book Vich Print Messages Ekathe Karan te Mainu Messages Bhajan Walia Vich Mere Bhateji Goldy to Elawa Harpreet Singh Dosanjh, Deepak Singh Faridkot, Harpreet Kaur, Chandanpreet Kaur, Gurleen Kaur-Barnala, Jagsheer Jaitu, Kamaljit Purba, Rajinder Khosa Tarewala, Jasvir Singh Lohara, Kala Gonewana, Mandeep Singh Farwaha, Balsharan Moga, Deepu Bedi-Butter, Prem Painter Jaitu, Kiranpal Singh Butter, Gurmeet Singh Lohara, Harneet Singh Bedi, Shavinder Tarewala, Vikramjit Singh “Vicky”, Bakhtaur Singh Dandila, Baljeet Singh Kheva, Satpal Singh Kainth-Talwandi, Shami Bedi ate Rahual Sharma de Naam Jikar Jog Han. So Apne Bhain Bharawa te Yaar Dosta de Help Naal Ea Punjabi Messages di Book ENJOY Publish Kar Reha Han. Es Book Sambandi Apne Views Juroor Bhajio.
Thanks
Bhawandeep Singh Purba
Chief Editor “Mehak Wattan Di”
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Messages Ne Greating Cards Di Ahmit Khatam Kiti
Messages Azz Zindgi da Ahim Ang Ban Gai Han. Jado Mobile Phone da Parsar Hoya Odo Messages Hond Vich Aa Gai Par Pishle 3-4 Year to ta Messages da Bahot Hi Jayada Parsar Ho Gia Hai.
Jado to Messages Hond Vich Aia Han Odo to Greating Card te Latters di Mahanta ta Bilkul Khatam Ho Gai. Phone Call te V Es da Bahot Bharbhab Pia Hai. Amm Bol Chal Vich ta Messages ate SMS Eko Chez Samji Ja Rahi Hai, Par SMS da Matlab Os Sare Parsazer to Hai Jis Rahi Asi Messages Likhan to Lai k Dusra Admi Tak Pochonde Han. SMS Means SHOT MESSAGE SERVICE Means Small Sandash Pochon di Service ate Messages to Vhab Ona Satra, Share, Joks Vagira to Hai jo Asi Apne Miter Pyaria nu Bhajde Han. Messages da Jayada Adan-Pardan ta Mobile Phone Rahi Hi Ho Reha Hai par Hun Bahot Saria Ajehia Web Sites Ban Gaia Han Jina Rahi Asi Apne E-Mail ID to Kise de Mobile te Messages Bhaj Sakde Han.
Bahot saria Vaparak Comnies SMS Service Apne Comercial Pakh Lai Varat Rahia Han. Ena Dubara Bhaje Gai Messages Rahi Kuj Ko Loka nu Fida v Hunda Hai par Amm Loka lai Ea Comercial Messages Ser-dardi Ban Jande Han. Kuj Galat Person SMS Service Nu Galat Parpaz Lai Use Karde Han. Jis Karan Ea service Kai Loka Lai Tenshion Ban Jandi Hai.
Par Apne Miter Pyaria de Mithe Mithe Messages di Udek ta Sahid Harek Insan Nu Rehndi Hai. Ek din Mai Sunia Kuj Ladies Sadi Shop te Kharia Gala Kar Rahia San. K Ea ta Chithian Hi Dubara Chal Paia. Fark Ea Hai K Odo Chithian Kagaz te Likhia Jandia C te Ahh Messages je Lok Apne Mobila te Bhajde Rehnde Aa.
Ohna di Gal Kuj Had tak Sahi V Hai par Chithian, Chithian Hi San. Apne Miter Pyaria, Sak-Sambandia te Bhaina-Bharawan Dia Lamhia-Lamhia Chithian Paddia Rattan Beet jandia San. Kai-kai Hafte ta Apnia Sanhia dia Chithian Odikedia Hi Lang Jande San. Fer Mahine Badhi Ona Chithia de Juabe Bhajne, Ona de far Vapas Juabe Mur K Aune. Ea Chithian Da Adan-Pardan Ease Taran Hi Chalda Rehnda c. Apne Sanhia de Raji Khushi Di Khabar V Kuj Arsha Badh Hi Pata Lagdi C Par… Hun Mobile Rahi Ea Sara Parsizer Kuj Secont Di Khade Ban K Reh Gia Hai.
Chithia to Badh Jado Phones da Jayada Parsar Hoya ta Kuj Loka Da Manna C K Chithia Rahi Asi Dil Khol K Apne Dil Da hal Bian Kar Sakde C Que K Chithi Likhan Lagga Koi Sang Koi Sharam ja Ghijk Nahi C Hundi Que K Sada Sanahi, Sada Miter Pyare Bhain-Bhara Sade Samne Nahi C Hunda. Par Phone te Auma-Samne Gal Karan Vich Ghijk Mehsoos Hundi Hai. Par … Jamane de Badlan Naal Hi Sab Sanga Sharma Khamb La K Ud Gaia. Par fir V Kai Person Ajehe Han Jehra Parhe – Likhe Hon de Bavjood V Riste Di Sang Sharam Mehsoos Karde Hoye Phone te Gal Karno Ghijkede Han. Bahoute Person ta Ajeha Hunde Han Jehra Likhde Bahot Vadia Han par Jado Ona Nu Phone te Gal Karni Pawe ta Ona nu Pata Nahi Lagda K Ki Gal Karia. Ajeha Persons Lai Jina nu parmatama Ne Vadia likhan da Gun Bakshia hai Ona Lai SMS Service Bahot Sarthak Hai.
So J Kar Es SMS Service Nu Entertainment Lai, Apne Friends di Care te Ona De Pal-Pal Di Khabarsar Lain Lai ate Kise Nu Khushia Dane de Earide Naal Vartia ta Es da Varto Kafi sarthak Sid Hovegi.
Kirandeep Kaur “Goldy”
Managing Editor “Mehak Wattan Di”
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APNA PYARE DOSTA LAI Message
…1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahin Hota
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye
To Wo B Lakh Nahin Rehta
Hum Aap K Lakhon Doston Me Bus Wohi
1 Rupya hai…..¥
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Jab khayal kiya to khayal bhi apka aya,
Jab ankhe band ki to khwab b apka aya.
Socha yad karlu us khuda ko,
Magar honth khule to naam bhi apka aya.
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…Mithi Mithi khushbu Hai Gulab Di,
Chalo Assi Hi Puch Liye Tabiyat Jnab Di.
Sanu kade Yaad V kar Leya karo Maalko,
Udeek Rhndi Hai Thoude Hi Jawab Di.
22 G 7 SHRI AKAL.
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…Mitha intzar te intzar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yaar te yaar nalo pyar mitha.
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab lai Dunya Sari..
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Chori Chori Es to Chori Us to Chori,
Lut Lawo Muj Mela,
Pher Hath Ne Auna Vela.
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…Onu vekh vekh dil na bhare,
koi hor vekhe ta dil na jare.
bhawe wasda jahan hove sara,
Sada ta ode bin na sre.. S
anu sajna bin hanera,
Suraj bhawe roj Chde…
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…Kalam khuda di je mere kol hove,
Likh aaisa main koyi lekh lavan.
Meri muthi vich tu band hove,
Jad chahvan tainu dekh lavan..
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…Aankhon ki zuban woh samaj nahi pate,
hooton se hum bhi kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
“KOI HAI JISKE BINA HUM REH NAHI PATE”.
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…
**Sohneya**
===YAARA===
>>>>Nu<<<<
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“””Da”””Nahin”””
Kade Yaad
>>>>20<<<<
Kar Leya Karo.
Eve Dilo Bhulai Da Ni.
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Loki rb de sahare g lande,
asi tere sahare g lena,
tera hanju ik nhi digan dena
asi amrit smjh k pi lena,
tu rb vrga hai dost sada,
asi mandir ja k ki laina.
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…Kitni Jaldi Ye Mulakat Guzar Jati Hai, Pyas Bujhti Nahi Barsat Guzar Jati Hai. Apni Yadon se kehdo is Tarah Na Aaya karo, Ned Aati Nahi aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai. GOOD NIGHT
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Aapki Hansi Badi Pyari lagti hai,
aapki har khushi hame hamari lagti hai,
kabhi door na karna khud se hame
aapki dosti jaan se pyari lagti ha
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Nabz meri dekhi bimar likh dia,
Rog mera usne apka pyaar likh diya,
karzdar rahenge hum us hakeem k,
jisne dawa me apka deedar likh diya.
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Akhan bnd kitiya te tehnu sahmne paya,
Tera hi yara chehra har wari sahmne aya,
Rab nu milan di reej v odu mukk gayi,
jado yaad rab kitta te sahmne tenu paya..!
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Rusi na yara menu manona nai aunda,
kol beke drde dil sunona nai aunda,
ik dosti niboni sikhi mai ta aj tk,
hr kise te menu hq jtaona nai aunda.
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Je Masum or Je Doori,
Hay Hay je Majburi.
Mainu Pal Pal Je Tarphay,
Teri Do Takia di Nukary
Mera Lakha da Sawan Jaye.
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Aaj hr pal khubsurat hai,
dil me teri sirf teri hi surat hai.
Kuch b khe ye dunia ye gam nhi,
dunia se zyada hme teri zarurat hai….
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…Oh Mazza Doulat Da Na Shohrat Da
.
Takhat Da Na Taj Da,
.
Sur Da Na Saj Da..
.
Gulaami Da Na Raaj Da..
.
Jo Mazza Yaar Walo Pyar Lai kiti Han De Intzar Da…!
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Koi Chaand Sitara Hai,
Koi Phoolo Se Pyara Hai.
Koi Khushi Ka Ishara Hai,
Koi Dil Ka Sahara Hai.
Tume Itna Batana Hai,
Woh Naam Tumhara Hai.
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Gallan karke ruaa na deo,
Chup rehke saza na deo.
Na de sake Khushi ta Gam hi sahi,
Bas 1 waada karo ki zindgi wich sanu kadi bhula na deo.,,,,!
Okkkk……
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Gam Nahi Waha Jaha Ho Afsana Apka,
Khushiya Bhi Dhundti Hai Har Pal Ashiyana Apka,
Ap Udas Na Hona Kabhi
Quki Bahut Acha Lagta Hai Muskurana Apka.:):-¤:).
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Talash karoge to koi mil hi jayega,
Hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega,
Maana kami nahi AAPKO doston ki,
Magar..
Kya “hamari” jagah koi or le paayeg,.
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Aapki Hansi Badi Pyari lagti hai,
aapki har khushi hame hamari lagti hai,
kabhi door na karna khud se hame,
aapki dosti jaan se pyari lagti ha.
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Aaj hr pal khubsurat hai,
dil me teri sirf teri hi surat hai.
Kuch b khe ye dunia ye gam nhi,
dunia se zyada hme teri zarurat hai….
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Tere Baajon kee Mull Mera Ae.
Meri Raat kaali Jehi Zindagi Ae,
Tere Naal Hi Surkh Savera Ae.
Tu Hasse ta khusian Sab Paase,
Tu Gusse ta Sunna Char Chufera Ae.
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Jindagi gujar jaye par pyar kam na ho,
yad hame rakhna chahe pas hum na ho,
qayamat tak chalta rhe ye pyar ka safar,
dua kro rab se kabhi ye pyar kam na ho.
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Wo jo pochta hai muje bar bar k kya “Zindagi” hai
or
maut kya hai..?
Aaj tuje bata doon.!
Tuje paa lia to hai
“Zindagi”
Tuje kho dia to
“Maut” hay.
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…Chori Chori
Es to Chori – Us to Chori.
Lut Laow Mujz Mela,
Phir Hath Nahi Auna Wela.
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Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain
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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai
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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
App Jaise Dost ka saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…
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Hum ek bar jeete hai,
ek bar marte hai,
pyar bhi ek bar karte hai,
aur shadi bhi ek bar hi karte hai,
jab sare kam ek bar karte hai fr ap ko yaad kyo bar- bar karte hai?
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Agar itni pyari soch tumhari na hoti,
Mulakat tumse hamari na hoti,
Tadapte rehte sache dost ke liye,
Agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti.
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Aapki yaad ko rok pana hai mushkil.
rote hue dil ko manana hai mushkil,
yeh dil aapko kitna yaad karta hai,
kuch lafzon mein likh pana hai mushkil.
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Kisi ko pas aane me wqt lgta hai,
Kisi ko Apna bnane me wqt lgta hai,
Jab manga hmne Aapka thoda saath RAB se,
Usne b kha ANMOL Cheez ko pane me wqt lgta hai.
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Hak jatave tere te koi gair, asi seh nhi sakde..
pr bura v asi tenu keh nhi sakde..
teri marzi tu yaad kre na kre, par tenu yaad kre bina asi reh nhi sakde..
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Yaara tere pyar da hisab nahi aaya,
Saddi kise gal da jawab nahi aaya.
Sanu raat sari lang gayi jaagdeya,
Te tainu suteya nu vi sada khwab nio aaya.
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Jo cheez mang k mile wo Mannat….
Chah k mile wo Chahat….
Paas ho wo Amanat…
Dilse mile wo Rehmat…
Par ek sacha Dost aap jaisa mile wo KISMAT.
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Dil karda milan nu bahut tenu,
Bhavein dil nu lakhaan majboorian ne,
Dil vasda tere dil de bahut nere
Bhaven lakhaan kadam diyan duriaan ne…
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Teri khushi nal nahi gum nal v rishta hai mera,
Eh jo teri zindagi hai o ek hissa hai mera.
O YARA tere nal lafja da nahi,
Rooha da rishta hai mera.
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Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karo
Dard ko Dard samjho to Mohabbat karo
Wade ko Wada samjo to pura karo
or..
humko apna samjo to 1 Pyara sa msg karo.
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Haqikt Ho aap Kaise apko Spna Kahu,
apke Har Dard Ko Ab Main Apna Kahu,
Sab Kuch Kurban Hai Tujh Par,
Kaun Hai Tumhare Siva Jise Main Apna Kahu.
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…Dil se apka khayal jata he nahi,
Apka siva koi yaad ata he nahi.
Hasrat hai Har roj apko dakhoou,
Par Khuda aap se melata he nahi.
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Akela sa mehsus karo jb tanhai me,
yad meri aaye jb judai me,
mehsus krna tmhare pass hi hun mein,
jb chahe dekh lena apni parchai mein.
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Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove…
pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove…
aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla
chade oh baimaan hove
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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
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Ek hi nazar ch tusi sade mehmaan ban gaye,
2 gallan kitiyan Sara jahan ban gaye.
kol reh k v lok sade ban na sake,
Tusi dur reh k v sadi jaan ban gaye.
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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
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Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na,
Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na.
Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje,
Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
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DOST KA MATLAB???
D=> door rahkar bhi jo pass ho.
O=> ouro se jyada khas ho.
S=> sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho
T=> takdir ko jiski talash ho.
…Koi DOST Ho to Aap Jesa,
Koi Chahne Wala Ho to Aap Jesa.
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho to Aap Jesa..
Pr koi Aapsa kyon ho?
¤¤AAP HO NA¤¤
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…Dosti Ek Rishta Hai,
Jo Nibhay Wo Farishta Hai.
Dosti Sachi PREET Hai,
Judai Jiski Reet Hai..
Juda Hokar Bhi Na Bhule,
Yehi Dosti ki Jeet Hai…
.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
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(‘’,)/’ OYE KIDHAA
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,,
(.’’) Pata tenu
<((>kinna miss
./ l. kitta????
.
INNNA ,,
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. /.> SAARA
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Jaise din or raat hua karte hai vaise kuch log khas hua karte hai hamse behtar aapko kaun janta hoga,aap jaise dost khushion ki saugat hua karte häì.
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Jab dil udaas ho humse baat kar lena,
jab dil chahe mulakat kar lena,
rehte hain aapke hi dil ke kisi kone mein,
waqt mile to talaash kar lena.
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Hsne valo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehro se pani kabhi htaya nhi jata,
Hone vale khud hi ho jate hai apne,
Keh kr to kisi ko apna bnaya nhi jata…
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Tum dur ho magar yeh ehsas hota hai,
koi hai jo har pal Dil ka pas hota hai,
Yaad to sabki ati hai magar
Tumari yaad ka andaz bahut khaas hota hai.
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To
The Dost,
I Miss U,
Oye,
I Beg 2 Say That, I M A Student Of Ur Dosti.
Mera Ji Nahi Lag Raha,
So Kindly Grant Me A Sweet Sm$..
Thank U…
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Tum se bichad k acha nhi lagta
Faslo me rhna acha nhi lagta.
Hum tumhe har pal yad karte hain.
Magar bar-bar ye kehna bhi to acha nhi lagta.
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Zindagi ki sabse mithi yaad ho aap,
mahekte huye phool ki khusbu ho aap,
zindagi me bahot se Dost mile,
sabse alag or khaas ho aap…
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Bin raah har manzil veeran hoti hai,
Zindagi gmo se preshan hoti hai,
Sachi dosti ka hona jruri hai zindagi me,
Kyunki dosti se har mushkil aasaan hoti h.
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“Sanu yaad ohna di Aoundi A,
Jo sade hasyea De vich hasde ne,
“Ohna nu
kiven
bhula
sakde Aa,”
‘Jo vich dillan’
de vasde ne…….!
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Dosti ka sara kaam mujhe hi karna padta hai
Miss bhi
.
Care bhi
.
.
Sms bhi
.
Chalo ab ek kaam aap krdo
.
Ek sweet si smile de do….
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Sanu yar de mukh cho Rab disda,
hun dova cho nam leava kisda.
dadeya Raba ve maf kari,
tere cho yar nahi yar cho tu disda……..
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Ä £öv£y m$g för
ä £öv£y per$öñ fröm
ä £öv£y friéñd 4
ä £öv£y reäsöñ ät
ä £öv£y Time iñ
ä £öv£y Mööd iñ
ä £öv£y $ty£e 2 wi$h Ü :-
Good Mòrning..
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FUNNY Message
…Santa : Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gai hai.
Dr. : Bahut gehri chot hai,
taanke lgane padenge,
1000Rs lgenge.
Santa : dr. saab taanke loune ne,
kadai nhi krni.
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Jin : Kya hukum hai mere Aaqa…?
Aaqa : Mere account me 50 cr. Cash aur Katrina se shadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jin : Aaqa, Hukum karo, fuddu gallan na karo.
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Santa – LALA ji,
Detol soap haiga?
.
.
Lala – Hanji haiga!
.
.
Santa – hathh dho k 250gm mungi di daal de deo..
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DEEP = Suit bda sona paya e
GOLDY = thnks
DEEP = lipstik bdi soni layi e
GOLDY = thnks
DEEP = Shingar v sohna kita e
GOLDY = thank u g
DEEP = hi hi hi.. sohni fer v ni Lgdi.
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Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho?
Kya sanjivni buti la skte ho?
Kya sina chir k dikha skte ho?
Nai na?
Beta sirf shakl bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman ji nai hota.
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… Jad V Tera Msg Nahi Aunda ta Mera Ji karde k Mai Jutti Lah Lava Te…..
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Boot Pa k Tenu Milan Aa Javan…;-)
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…1st Man : Yaar, Shri Devi Di Bahut Chadayi C.
2nd- Oye, Hun KATRiNA Di Zeyada Ae.
Kol Santa khada C
Santa-NAiNA DEVI Di kehra Ghatt Chadai A 1500 Paudiyan Ne.
Bas Ho Jandi Aa.
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Santa:”I Love You” ki Hunda Hai ?
Girl : Main Tumse Pyar karti Hun.
Santa : Bas English Ch Ek Question ki Puchya, te Tenu Mere Naal Pyar Ho Gya.! Pendu kise Than Di.
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Santa- Yaar kudi nu I Love U kehan layi sabto changi jagha kehdi hai?
Banta-Gurdwara.
Santa-Kyon?
Banta-Kyonki uthe ohna ne chapla nhi paaiya hundia…!!!
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Marrda hoya mirza bol peya:
mainu pata hunda saiba tu inj karni, main laila nu hi fassa lenda,
udhar sassi v veli bathi si, main us te hi try la lenda ..
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MADAM:- “What is ur NAME”
STUDENT:- Kerha sada na ni janda,
Mam:- In which class U R?
STUDENT:- Mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare,
Mam:- kina time pdai krde o?
Stu:- Mera dil ni pdai vich lgda, ni akhran ch tu dis di,
Mam:- Ur HOBIES”
STUD:- Mitran nu shaunk hathiara da.
Mam:- Uff! I M Going..
Stu:- Ghar tera labh lange, Naa dasja Mutiare,
Madam:- kal apne baapu nu lai k aayi Ohnu dsangi,
Stu:- Bapu sada nahi manda, billo hor kite kar layi trayian…..,
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Santa bante k thappad maarta hai
Banta -Ye thappad tumne mazaak mein maara ya seriously
Santa -seriously
Banta-fir theek hai, mujhe mazaak bilkul pasand nahi !
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School me master ji ne santa se poochha:
“mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai,
to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??”
:
santa:
“kami-na !!!”
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Ratan nu nind na ave dine chain na ave,
jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
rab ne muskara ke keha Nahi kamlya garmi naal sareya da ehi hal hai .
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…Insaan ki 3 Maa Hoti Hai
Ek Jisne Paida kia
Dusri Sasu Maa
Tesri Wo Jiske Bare Me BAPU kehti Hai
“OYE KANJRA RAAT DE 2 VAJE KEHRI ‘MAA’ NAAL GALLAAN MARI JANA”
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Ladka – Hum 25 Bahen-Bhai Hain.
Doosra Ladka – Kya apke ghar family planning wale nahi aye..?
Ladka – aye the, School samajh kar chaley gaye.. 😉
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Air hostess : Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye!
R U OK?
Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SHARMA : Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai…
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…Ek Admi Ram Mandir Ja K Rone Laga,
“He Bhagwan Meri Biwi kho Gayi Dhund Do”
Ram Bole, “Naal Hanuman Mandir Hai Othe Ja, Meri Biwi Bhi Usine Dhoondhi thi”
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200 pyaz
300 lahsun
5 kg zera
3 kg kali mirch
2 kg namk
4 ltr oil
1 tank water
Aur 2 kile hra dhaniya
Pata hai hum kya bna rhe hai
Apko Murakh
wo bhe swadanusar
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…Banta Apni Girlfriend ke kandhe Pe Hath Rakhta Hai aur Dheere Se Uske kan Me kehta Hai –
I Love You.
Girlfriend – Jor Se Bolo
Banta – JAI MATA DI.
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Main study base te foriegn jaaunga…
Othe jaake angrejan fasaunga………:-)
j ho sakea tan mitro ohde nall e viah karwaunga….
Jiddan main oder pakka ho gaya ohnu chad k bhaj aunga…
Fer India aake main punjaban nall viah karwaunga…
20 lakh rupye lai k ohnu forien main chad aunga…
Padna padhauna kehde kanjar ne ain
main tan eho business chalaunga.
I luv my corrupt INDIA 🙂
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…Santa Dials Number & A Girl Receives His Call.
Santa : Who Are You ?
Girl : Main “SEETA.”
Santa : Sorry Mataji,
Main Ta MOGA kita C Eh “Ajodhiya” Mil Gaya.
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Dil Ne Kaha Chalo SMS Karain, Socha !
“Dil To Pagal Hai”
Phir Khayaal Aaya Chalo Koi Baat Nahi,
Jisko Karna Hai,
Woh Kaun Sa’NORMAL’ Hai..
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ARDAS IK DUKHI STUDENT DI
Top aan di koi na sanu aas baba g.
Kar deo bus sanu paas baba g
Es padhai ne jawani kha layi,
aiwe rabba asi “b.c.a” gall pa layi
Har subject jiwe nasha bhang da.
Syllabus rabba sade utton di lang da.
Sanu tuhade utte bas vishwas baba g,
kar deo sanu bus pass baba g.
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Santa 2 wife : Tu hi to jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junun.?
Aur kuch na janu bs itna hi janu ki ?
TUJME RAB DIKHTA H YARA M KYA KARU. ?
Wife: Mattha tek te soja.
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Santa’s girlfrnd : meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, aftr a deep thought : kuch bhi ho jaye,
shadi to main tujhse hi karunga !!!
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Ptient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
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Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After
BAI – After children.
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Santa: “Automatically” ka matlab kya hota hai..??
Banta:Jab ‘Auto’ me koi ladki baithi ho, aur uske sir pe 1 bhi baal na ho to usko kehte hain “AUTO-ME-TAKLI..”
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…Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge,
Kyunki..
Pagal naal kaun matha maare..?
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LL .,:,.
SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR
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¤¤Ek admi ki 6 ungliya thi,
sab log use radhe shyam kahte the, batao kyo?
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Socho
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Socho socho
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Kyo ki radhe shyam uska naam tha.¤
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See it in mirr.
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WELCOME TO
www.love.com
Type password
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PROCESSING…
Sorry apki love karne ki umar nikal chuki hai.
Try
www.satsang.com
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Jatt’s son came back from school and said his father”papa aj menu school ch kutt pai”
jatt-o kion?
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Son-master ne puchheya 4+2=?
Mein keha 6
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jatt-theek ta hai
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Son-fer une puchheya”2+4=?”
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jatt-salleya oh v ta 6 hi honda hai”
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son-bas bappu mein v ta edan hi keha c…
K salleya oh v 6 hi hunda hai.
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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Jis tarah HEERE ko HEERA kaatta h,
ZEHER ko ZEHER kaatta h, LOHE ko LOHA kaatta h
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Usi tarah dekhna tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katega!!!R2R
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Dheeru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya.
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…KABHI KABHI SOCHTA HU
YE DAULAT,
YE SHOHRAT,
YE BANGLA,
YE GAADI,
YE SANSAAR KI MOH MAAYA
SAB TYAAG KAR SANYAASI BAN JAOO……
PAR PHIR SOCHTA HU…..
PAHLE MILE TO SAHI.
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1 Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat h
Pati: meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti h Na lage to main.
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Kashmir ki wadiyon me,
Barfili hawaon me,
Jheel k kinare baithe,
Ranjhe nu Heer ne kiha…????
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‘ve fukreya’ hero na ban, Koti pa le..Thand lag ju.@
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Bahia-Sardar ji ye sham singh ka mobile kahan milega.
Sdr-pta ni.
Bahia-itni bdi compni hai or apko pta nhi. Sdr nu baad ch pta lga oh SAMSUNG di gal karda c.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
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Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.
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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status,
AMBANI ki daulat,
VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,
LADEN ki himmat,
BUSH ki taqat,
aur BILLGATE ki income de,
AMEEN
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha mera Sab kuj tumse milte hai…?
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
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Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan…
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MATHS MAGIC = 259 x UR AGE x 39 = ?
Just Try It. U Will Be Getting An very Interesting Result.
Just try & forward to your friends.
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Nepali anthem:
Suno gorse india walo.
Chahe jitne mahel banalo
uske age garden bana lo,
uske aage gate laga lo,
uske aage honge hum NEPALI.
………OOOOOSHAABJI
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A khuda barish karva de,
bas ek katori pani bharva de,or
jo mujhe sms nhi karte us katori me unka mobile dubva de
NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJEGi TONE. Hahahahaha
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India tarakki kyun ni karda?
- Loki biscuit chah ch dabo ke khaano ni hatde,
- Kam chhad ke jahaaj dekhno ni hatde,
- Phone te hor-fer hor-fer karno ni hatde,
- Sochde waqt sir khurkno ni hatde,
- Enna kuch padan samjhan to baad v mobile chhad ke kam krna shuru ni karde
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Haale kehra chhadta
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Apki yadon ko hum dur nahi hone denge,
aap jaisa dost kabhi khone nahi denge,
sharafat se mere samparak mein rehna,
verna marenge bahut aur rone bhi nahi Denge
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..Ek Din Muje ALADIN Ka Chirag Mila,
Maine ‘Jin’ Se kaha ki Es Msg Padhne Wale ki Buddhi ko 10 Guna Badha Do.
Jin Bola ki Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.
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NAFRAT saddi tusi dekhi nahi,
PYAR da sawaad chakhaya ae,
PHONE & SMS tusi kade karne nahi,
ki mobile TIME dekhan nu rakhaya ae..
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Ni tu bahr jan di mari,
kardi IELTS di hun teyari ,
jaengi ek din mar odari
dil dian bhar omngan nu,
fer kithon tu yad karengi yar mlangan nu…
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…Ek Samay ki Baat Hai. Lakshmi Ji ke Yahan ‘Ullu’ Unse Rooth Gya aur Bola, “Apki Sab Puja karte Hain, Mujhe koi Nahin Puchhta.”
Lakshmi Ji Boli, ‘Ab Se Har Saal Diwali Per Meri Puja Se kuch Din Pehle Tumhari Puja Hogi, Us Din Sab Ullu Puje Jayengay or Woh Din karvachaoth ke Naam Se Jana Jayega.”
HAPPY kARWACHOTH
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…Yr plz mainu call kari.
meri ek friend aayi hoyi hai oh tere nall gal karni chundi hai.
us nu yakeen nahi aunda.
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BANDARIA Vi Galan kardia Ne.
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/ “ ) “^ ——;”;
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Yeh Gadha aapka hai ?
Agar nahi to isko aagay bhejte raho.
Jiska hoga wo rakh lega.
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Doston ki KADAR karte hain itni,
Asman me ROSHANI hai jitni.
Yakin nhi to CALL kar k dekho,
Hum karenge BAAT apse utni-
Apke MOBILE me laxmi hai jitni…?
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…Jatt to jatti, “Darling Ajj Barsat ka Din Hai,
koi Eho Jihi Romantic Gal kar ke Mere Dono Paer Zameen te Na Lagan”
Jatti : Kanjra ‘FAHA’ Lai La.
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ROMANTIC Message
…Hus & wife dono hotel me gaye to ek ladki ne hello kiya.
Wife : Kaun thi wo?
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Hus : Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo. Abhi usko bhi batana hai tum kaun ho..
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Wife: Hamari beti ki Bra mujhe Driver ke Room mein mili?
Pati: Tum waha kyu Gayi thi ?
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Wife: Mein to Apni Panty Lene Gayi thi.¤¤
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Police wala :
Tumne PAPPITA bechne wale ko KISS kyun kiya ?
Banta – Hajoor wo hi baar baar chilla raha tha
PAPPI ta le lo
PAPPI ta le lo…!
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Teacher asked to santa: What is Your cast ?
Santa: Pehlan taan asi Sharme si, fir Rajput si, fir suniare ho gaye, hun haan darzi,
Agge Mummy di marzi.
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Ek ladki mujhe kiss kar rhi thi.
Maine use bahut mna kia,
Par wo nahi Mani.
Maine kha ki tera Boyfriend aa jayega.
wo kehne lagi Ki wo to SMS pad raha hai.
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Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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Good News!
A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
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…Santa apni Wife Nu, “Tera viah to Pehla koi Boyfriend C ?”
Wife khamosh Rendi Hai…
Santa, “Main Es khamoshi Nu ki samjha ?”
Wife : “Moya Sabar Rakh, Ginn ta Laen De..!
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ladkiya patiala SALWAR k niche kya pehanti hai…
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think
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Socho
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socho
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Guess
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PUNJABI JUTTI.
Kanjro har waqt galt na sochya karo .
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…Ek Ladki Ne Yoga Wale Baba Se pucha ?
Sunder Ladki ko Nahane Se Pahle kaya Lagana Chahiye
Yoga Wale Baba Ne kha…..
…?
…?
Bathroom ki Kundi…
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Aurat chappal wali dukan te.
“ik chappal ta dikhao.”
Man”kinna no.?”
aurat,”32 no.”
Man-
“Bibi, Dimag te zor pa k soch k lain ki ayi ae?
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…A Couple was sitng in Grden,
Sudnly a Dog n Bitch start Kissing each othr!
Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Main bhi.
Girl-Ok Par Smbhlkr Kuti kaat na le..
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CONDUCTOR: Bebe bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni
CNDCTR : O Kyo?
BEBE : Aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi purza ta hai ni.
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Wife to husband:
Stop looking at girls,
U R married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on dieting,
I cant even look at the menu…….!!!
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SANTA : Tere Kol Car Kitho Ayie.
BANTA : Meri Girlfriend Car Ch Mainu Smunder Kinare Le Gyi Te Apne Kapde Utar K Boli Jo Chahe Le Lo,
Main Car Lai Aya.
SANTA : Aaho Yar Kpde Ki Karne C. .
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Santa : Preeto, chall honeymoon te challiye.
Preeto : Main vehli nahi,
main halle kapde vi dhone ne,
bhande v majne ne,
roti v pakani a,
tusi Beeji nu le jao.
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…Banda Pehli var sohre gaya.
Pind walian nu puchya ethe koi enjoy karn wali cheej hai.
pind wale bole, “Nahi ji 1 si oh tusi le gaye.”
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MASTIS >Hindi bhi ajeeb Bhasha hai.
Ghadi (Watch) kharab ho to kahte hai –
“Bandh Hai”
Par
Ladki kharab ho to kehte hai –
“CHALU HAI”
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…Santa – Kyon bayi do din dudh ni den aaya.
Dudhwala – meri wohti bimaar si
Santa – Fer do din majh da dudh de janda.
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Malik Naukar Se : Tumhe Pata Nhi tha k Main Naha Raha Hu,
Tum Bathroom k Ander kaise Ghus Aye.
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Naukar : Janab Galti Ho Gyi Main Smjha k Begum Sahiba Nha Rhi Hain.
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…Pehla Usne CHUNNI Lahi,
Phir KAMEEZ Lahi,
Phir UNDERSHIRT Lahi te
Phir Akhir ta SALVAAR Bhi La Lai.
Fer…?
Fer Ki Si Taar Khali Ho Gayi Ta Oh Kothe to Thale Uter Gai.
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…Raat ko Ek Ladki Ne Car ko Rukne ka Ishara kia, Car kareeb Aa ke Ruki to Ladki Boli, “Oh I Am Sorry ! Main Samjhi Taxi Hai”
Car Wala Bola, “Main Bhi Yehi Samja Tha”
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…Beta : Papa Apki Love Marrge Hui Thi Na ?
Bap : Ji Beta Apko kaise Pata ?
Beta : Wo Apki Shadi & Meri Date of Birth Mai Sirf 6 Mahine ka Fark Hai Na.
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…Bachha : Mummy kal Papa Kaam waali ko Sofe par leta kar..
Mom : Bas.. Raat ko jab Papa Aaye tu tab bataana.
Papa ke aatey hi..
Mom : Haan beta ab batao.
Bachha : Mummy kal Papa Kaam waali ko Sofe par le Gai or Us K Sath Wo Kya Jo Papa K Jane K Bad App Dudh Wale K Saath karti Ho.
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POLIC to SANTA- park mein aise baithe ho, Bachho pe kya asar padega?
SANTA : Hum Dono Married hai.
POLIC : Toh Ghar Betho.
SANTA : Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega ?
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1 Bhikari ne Ghr k Bahar se Awaz Lagyi,
“Babuji, Roti Milegi?
Andar se Aawz Ayi, “Biwi Ghr pr nhi hai”
Bhikari : Maine chummi Nahi Roti Mangi hai.
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Two sardar were watching a beautiful Girl!
1st sardar:
Kya maal Hai yaar!
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2nd sardar:
Arey ha,
maal se yaad Aaya
bhabhiji kaisi Hai?.
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7 sadhu 7chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,
1 admi sadhu ko Prnam kr puchta hai-Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,
kya kru?
Sadhu bola-beta 1 chatai or bicha le..!..
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Garib RAMU,
JOCKEY ki chadi laya,
Gaon mein sabhi ko dhoti unchi kar k dikhane lga,
Ghar aya almari kholi to wo behosh ho giya,
Dekha chaddi to almari mein thi.
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Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi.
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga .
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BOY : Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Girl bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Want A KISS,
Plz KISS Me.
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai,
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
KISS
U Know KISS Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So KISS Me !
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Santa : Maa Gud news !
Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai !
Maa : achha,
beta Hua ya beti?
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Santa : nahi Maa,
teri bahu ne Dusri Shaadi karli !!
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Hamari New Generation
Teacher:KG Class k Bachche se 1 se 10 tak gino,
Me Aapko KISS karugi,
Baccha : 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package hai!
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Honth jab honth se milte hain to kya hota hai..
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Hamesha galat hi socha karo..
Muh band ho jata hai Aur kya..
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Lady. Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Ho Ho Gaya Hai.
Doctor KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho ?
Lady. Saal Me 1 Baar !
Doctor Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai
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Meri taref se apko 1 “Puppi”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “Puppi”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “Puppi”
Batau bhala kiun ?
Aaj hi mere “Doggy” ne 10 “Puppi” ko janam deia hai !
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Girl : ki tusi mere waaste chan leya sakde o ?
Boy : eh na hove Mai utto chan lain jawan ta tu mere picho nawa chan chadaya hove..??
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…A Boy got a Job in a Girl’s Hostel…
After 2 Mnths,
Warden asked : why dint u come to take ur Salary…?
Boy said : Kiii ? Salary vi milugi ?
BURAAAAAAH
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Santa-sadi bakri ne anda dita a
Banta- yar bakri v kdi anda dindi a
Santa-yar asi apni murgi da nam bkri rakhia aa .
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…Dosto aaj hum Ek ajib prani k bare me padhenge.
Is jantu ka nam hai GIRLFRIEND Ji haan ! GIRLFRIEND
Ye aksar boyfrnd k saath payi jati hai, Inka postik aahar boyfrnd ka BHEJA hota hai. Inhe aksar naraj Hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar Rona or Emotionally blakmail karna hota hai. Girlfrnd k Rutne Par TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai jo lailaaj hai.
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…Boy 2 Jin – Mere Ghar Se U.S.A Tak Road Banao.
Jin – Mushkil Hai Mera Aka or Koi kam Btao.
Boy – Aisi Girl Friend Do Jo Mere Ilava kisi Ladke ko Na Chahe.
Jin – Road Kab Bnani Shuru kru.?
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…Deepa Pravachan Sun k Ghar Aya or Biwi Ko Goad Me Utha Lia.
Biwi : Kya Guruji Ne Romantic katha Sunai C.
SANTA : Nhi Re Pagli Guruji Na Kaha Apne Dukh khud Uthao.
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…1970 ki Mom 2 Her Son, “Beta Apni Caste ki Ladki Se Shadi karna”
1980 Me Maaie Kehna Lagi,”Apne Relign ki Ladki Se Sadi Karna”
1990 Me Kehna Lagi, “Apne Level ki Ladki Se Shadi Karna”
2000 Me Kaha, “Apne Desh ki &
2010 Me Kahegi, “Koi B Ho,
Par Ladki Se Hi Shadi Karna*
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Santa-Aaj tere mobile pr bohat phone,
sms ur miss call aa rahe hai?
Banta-Fakhar k sath bola
“O G ajj me apni bivi ka mobile le ayaa hu.
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Boy Asks A Girl, Can U Dance With Me.
GIRL : I Dont Dance With a Child.
BOY : Sorry, I did not Know U are Pregnant…!
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Bajurgon ne kaha hai ki pti-ptni ek hi gadi ke do phiye hai,
Agr dono me se ek bi khrab ho jaye to gadi nhi chal skti.
Moral : Stepny sath rkho.
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pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what ?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
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aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka…
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Boy- I Love You
Girl-shakal dekhi a bandar jea
Boy-Apni dekhi a sali kodkirli jei marke muka nasa bhandu dafa hoja kite butha na bhanali apna
Grl-sory sory I Love You.
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Malik naukar se: Tumhe pata nhi tha k main naha raha hu,
Tum bhathroom k ander kaise ghus aye.
Naukar : Janab galti ho gyi, main smjha k begum sahiba nha rhi hain.
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…Absent Teacher ki Class Mein Bahut Shor tha.
Principal : Nonsense! Kiska Period Chal Raha Hai ?
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…Aur Sharmate Hue 8 Ladkiyan khadi Ho Gayi.
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…Kudi (munde nu) ajj mere ghar aa ja, ghar koi ni hai.
.Munda chla giya,
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te fer
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fer ki .
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sach-much ghar koi ni c,
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Tala lagga c..
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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SHARMA to HIS FRIEND : Yar Mai bari Mshkil main hoon,
mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 10 RS laiti hay …..
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 50 RS laiti hay.
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SAD Message
…Na do pal Ikatheyan beh hoya,
Na dukh sun hoya na keh hoya.
Sab dil dia dil ch lai tur chale han,
Asi ohna Bin v kalle c,
Asi ohna Nal v kalle han..
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…Sari Umar Appka Sath Nibhayenge, Majak Me Bhi Apko Nahi Stayenge. Kabhi Pasand Na Aye SATH Humara to Bta Dena, Mehsus Bhi Na kar Paoge Itna Dur Chale Jaeynge.
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…Kabhi Ruthe jo Zindagi to mana lenge hum, mile jo gum to nibha lenge hum.
Bas aap rehna saath hamare,
Nikalte aansuo mein bhi muskura denge hum.
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App Que is Tarah humse door ja rahe hain,
Meelon tak na hume aap nazar aa rahe hain.
Ek muddat se na ki baat aapne.
Majburi hai ya Aap hume bhula Cha Rahe hain.
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Enna kuch gawa k v mainu pauna na aya,
pyar aina kita k jatauna na aya,
oh taan aa gaye is dil wich,
kasoor mera c k mainu ohna de dil wich samauna na aaya.
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Hamari aawaj unhe sunai nhi deti,
ab to dur tak koi umeed b dikhai nhi deti,
parwah hai unhe aur sab dosto ki,
bs unhe hamari hi tanhai dikhai nhi deti…
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Ki karna es Dunia de Vich Bekadran Naal Pyar Ve Loko.
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…MANNA MERIA
Jinu Dil Tere Di Kadar Nahi,
Dil Ode Lyi Tdfa K Ki karna.
Jinu kadar Ni Tere Jazbatan Di,
Onu Man Ch Vsa k ki karna..
kari kadar Odi Jo Teri kadar kre,
Bekadra Lyi kadar Gva k ki karna…
###
…Oh Apna Sma Guzaar Gye,
Te Asi Apna Sab kuch Vaar Gye.
Oh Nafrat karde Haar Gye,
Asi karde Pyar Hi Pyar Gye.
Ohna Lyi ta 4 Dina Da Chaa C,
Asi Zindgi Sari Vaar Gye.
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“Meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari si muskan kabi na khona.
Sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.
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Rab vi na hoya sada, jag tan paraya si,
ho gaya begana jinu apna banaya si,
ki nyi kita ohde layi eh ose nu pata ae,
main ta ohnu rab vang dil ch vasaya si..
###
…Door rah kar bhi mere pass hai koi…
Mere sapne ki duniya me khas hai koi…
Yaad kar lena jara muskurane se pehle…
Kyunki aap ki yaad me udaas hai koi…
###
Öh ìk Süpnä Bänké Ääyé c, Äkh khülì Té Hö Döör Gyé,
Nä Däséyä kyü Sänü Chhd Türgé, Öh Kìs Gl Tö Hö Mjbür Gyé,
Kdè Möhbbt C Mäshür Sädì, Äj Hänjü Hö Mäshür Gyé..
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…Saver hoi te taare badal jande ne,
Ruttan de naal nazare badal jande ne.
Chad Dila kadam-kadam te naraz hona,
Holi-holi jaan ton pyare badal jande ne.
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Jindagi Ek Chahat ka Silsila Hai,
Koi Mil Jata Hai koi Bichad Jata Hai.
Jise Mangte Hai Hum Apni Duwaon Me,
Wo kisi Aur ko Bina Mange Hi Mil Jata Hai.
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Dukh kinu sunava, Dunia ch sare Begane ne,
jinu Apne Samjia si, O Gaira de Diwane ne.
Gujre Kal di Ehi Kahani e,
kuj Aap Barbad hoe Kuj Apnia di Mehrbani e..
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…Pyar vich kina hi rulaya us kudi ne,
Yaada nal kina tadfaya us kudi ne.
Jehdi mitti vich asi rule sajjna,
Use mitti nal ghar banaya us kudi ne.
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…Sade Nain Tera Lai Hi Ronde rahnde ne,
Sach Jani Tere Hi Khayal Sanu Hr tha Rehinde Ne.
Asi V Hun Tainu Nahio Balona Tainu V Ta Pta Lage,
Apne De Vishore kihnu kehnde ne.
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…Us ajnabi ka yun intzaar na karte,
es aashiq Dil ka aitbaar na karte.
Roz niklega uski yaad mein aansu,
yeh maalum hota to kabhi us se itna pyar na karte.
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…Sir Mathe Rab de likhe Adhure Rishte..
Kuch Gwache Yaar te kuch Zalim Frishte..
Sambh k rakhe ne Rishteyan de khote Sikke..
Na kharche jande te na jande sitte..
Zindgi de Chote Safar de Lamme kisse..
Kuj Tere hisse te kuj Mere hisse…
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…DIL ne jo chaha aaj tak kbhi na paya.
Jhuti muskan me hmne hmesa Gam ko chupaya.
Vese to hr insan takdir ko ajmata hai,
or
ek hum hai jise hr bar takdir ne ajmaya.
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Kalam farke kagaj te kuch likhan lagge,
Das Ohda bholapan likha ya Ohdi chaturai likhaan,
Dona rahaan te aake mere hath ruk gaye ,
Das OHDA pyaar likhaan ya ohdi judai likhaan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal v ni pucchde,
Das ohna di majburi likhaan ya bewafai likhaa
###
Na sathi hai koi, na humsafar hai koi,
Na hum kisike, na humara hai koi,
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“Ik dard avalla e,ek chez anokhi e,
asi pital de chale ha,tu sucha moti e,
tainu jit v sakde na,mul le v hunda ni,
tu ki e sade lai satho keh v hunda nhi..
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Sanu Dukha Nalo Jyada Sukha Ne Rwaya,
Har Ik Ne Pair Pair Te Ajmaya.
‘Bhawan’ Ta Yara Oh ‘Deep, Hai
Jis Nu Jini Jururat Pyi Una Jalaya,
Mtlb Nikleya Te Fook Mak Ke Bujaya.
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Sacha Pyar na yara pa lavi,
Sukh Chain sab tera Lut jauga.
Vich Pyar de jad Tenu Chot laggu,
Khuli hawa vich v Dum Tera ghut jauga.
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KHUSHI mili to MUSKURA na sake,
GAM mile to AANSU baha na sake.
Is ZINDGI ka yahi RAAZ raha,
Jise CHAHA Use paa na sake..
or itna CHAHA Par fir Bi kabi Use Bata na sake.
###
Kayi Ratan Ho Gayian Na Soye Assi,
Ratan Nu Uth Uth Kini Vaar Roye Asi.
Rabba Ne Kite Sade Naal Nainsafi,
Enna Pyar Karn De Baad Vi Sajjna de kyon na hoye assi.
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…Mere Seena Mai B Dil Hai,
Hai Mere B Kuj Arman.
Muje Pathar to Na Samjo,
Mai B Akhar Ek Ensan.
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Aankho se dur dil ke kareeb hai,
Main uska woh mera naseeb hai,
Na kabhi mila na kabhi judaa hua,
Rishta hum dono ka kitna ajeeb hai.
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…Bahut Udas Hai koi Tere Rooth Jane Se,
Ho Sake to Maan Ja kisi Bahane Se.
Tu Lakh khafa Sahi Magar Ek Baar to Dekh,
Koi Toot Gaya Hai Tere Door Ho Jane Se..
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“Jab zindgi samajh aai to zindgi se door the hum,
marna chaha pr jeene ko majbur the hum,
hr saza kbul ki humne sar jhuka kr,
kasur itna tha k beksur the hum..!
###
Enna kuch gawa k v mainu pauna na aya,
pyar aina kita k jatauna na aya,
oh taan aa gaye is dil wich,
kasoor mera c k mainu ohna de dil wich samauna na aaya.
###
Muqaddar se lad saku yeh meri aukat nahi,
mein wo shakhs hun khuda jiske saath nahi,
mujse dil lagane ki baat na kro,
mohabbat mere bas ki baat nahi.
###
Us paar Hi sahi kinara to Hai,Tim-Timata Hi sahi sitara to Hai,
Ho Jati Hai apki yaad se Hi tasalli, Door Hi sahi koi Hamara to Hai!..
###
Kabhi to suraj ne ki hogi chand se mohabat,
tabhi to chand me laga daag hai,
mumkin hai chand ne ki hogi bewafai,
tabhi to suraj ke dil me itni aag hai…
###
…Lisk Pushk Na Dekh Bharawa, Dekh Na Sunder Mukhra.
Har Mukhra Da Ander Dil Hai, Har Dil Da Ander Dukhra.
###
Gori gal ute athru koi risda hovega
Aakhan ohdian vich naam mera disda hovega
Door baithi geet mera koi gaundi hovegi
Inj lgda oh ajj v mainu chaundi hovegi…
###
Jehre patjhad di aadat pa chukke hon,
Fir ohna ne bahaara to ki laina..
Jihna nu milya hi hmesha dhokha hove,
Ohna ne kaul-krara to ki laina,
Kut-kut k nafrat bhri jihna ch,
Fir ohna ne pyara to ki laina..
Jehnu asi chahya ohne keeti khidki band,
Asi hora de khulle baara to ki laina.
###
Ki dassan dard kahani bare,
hanju aj v vehende rehnday ne,
asa yaad rakheya oh bhul gye ne,
kehnde pyar da ki hai pyar ta zindgi ch hunde rehnde ne
###
Parkh lavi j koi hoeya sade vrga v,
unj ta tenu dosta di koi thod nhi,
Sanu keh lai jo kujh kehna e,
bas keh na devi tenu sadi lod nahi.
###
Onu gal naal londe asi ene change kithe,
onu apna banonde asi ene change kithe,
onu yaad karna hi sadi zindgi hai,
yaad apni karonde asi ene change kithe…
###
Jivan da raaj pa sakda hai koi-koi.
Dukha di daru bana sakda hai koi-koi,
Aa jande ne kushi vich hanju sabde
par gam vich muskra sakda hai koi-koi.
###
Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai,
ek din ka intzar bhi dushwar ho jata hai.
lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye aur
Ek ajnabi par aetbar ho jata hai.
###
Sham se meri ye aakhein nam hai,
shayad is dil me chhupa koi gam hai.
Hum se hai tanhai,tanha hum hai,
koi hai jiski yaad me ye raatein gum hai
###
Pyar pyar o kardi rahi,
Par pyar nahi oh dikhawa c,
Dil ohna ne kise nu de chaddya,
“DEEP” Naal tan sirf manparchava c.
###
Hamari aawaj unhe sunai nhi deti, ab to dur tak koi umeed b dikhai nhi deti, parwah hai unhe aur sab dosto ki, bs unhe hamari hi tanhai dikhai nhi deti…
###
Ik ishq ajeha rog hunda jehnu na dua na dva lgge, phli vaar hai ld’di akh jdo nve yaar nu milan da cha lgge, koi cheez na lgge hor chngi sohne sajjn da mehnga bha lgge, j shadna pae jae yaar ohi ik pal na jeen lai saah lbhe, HAS HAS K JINDGI JEUN VALA RO RO K MAUT DA RAAH LBHE….
###
Murjhaa gaya phool par Bahaar wahi hai,
Door rahte hain par Pyar wahi hai,
Jaante hai mil nahi pa rahe aapse,
Magar in aankhon mein intzar wahi hai….!
###
Thukra de koi apna, to dil toot jata hai.
toot jati hai umiede , jab koi apna hi samajh nahi pata hai,
koi yaadon ko kamjori to koi takat bana leta hai,
sach kehte hai duniya wale insaan dimag se nahi
par dil se haar jata hai.
###
Yaari gmaa de ohle na luk jave…
Zindgi chaldi vichaale na ruk jave…
Vehl mile ta ik vaari mill javi…
Kitte teri udeek vich jind saadi na muk jave
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…Na Jane kyun App Ne Muh Mod Liya,
Na Jane Que App Ne Humse Rista Tod Liya.
kya Itne Burre Hai Hum ?
Jo Dheere Dheere App Ne Yaad karna Bhi Chod Diya.
###
Kismat rus gayi,
Dil di taar tutt gai….
Oh v russ gaye,supne v tutt gaye….
Bakki reh gaye aapne khzanne ‘ch do hanjhu,
Yaad TERI aayi te oh v mukk gaye….
###
Har ishq me aisa mod kyu aata h .
Ek sathi dusre ko tanha chod jata hai.
Janmon tak sath nibhane wala pyar.
Begano ki khatir apno ka dil kyun tod jata hai.
###
Ik pal na si katdi jo bin mere, aj dur rehan di aadat pa baithi.
Kar wada si jo tor nibhaundi, aj vaade v apna bhula baithi.
###
…Shisha Ho Jah Dil jaane kb toot jaye,
Sath y Jaane kb chhut Jaye.
Aap Kisi ke Saath Ki itni aadat na daliye,
zindagi hi to Hai Jane kb Rooth Jaye..
###
Sheeshe wangu tut k choor ho jana ,
Asi waqt de hathon majboor ho jana,
rona tusi v sanu yaad karke jdon
“deep” iss duniya to dur ho jana _
###
Tere bina yaara kehnu chahvange,
kehnu dil da haal sunavange.
Bas kuch hor din hai zindgi saadi,
saah muk gaye te fir tainu nahi satavange..
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Universal Truth:
Ik dil ditta,
duja pyar kita,
teeja aan gama ne gher leya,
ik jagg ruseya,
duja dil tuteya,
teeja mooh sajna ne pher leya.
###
Jinke dil pe lagti hai chot,wo ankho se nhi rote.
Jo apno k na hue,wo kisi k nhi hote,
###
Kade vich sahelian de beh k,ni tu sifta meria kardi c,
Aaj jaan lain nu firdi e,kade sade ute mardi c.
Oh vela karke chete ni,tu phir socha vich khovengi,
Jadon yaad “Deep” di aavegi, tu aakhia bhar-bhar rovengi…
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Nahio dila hoyida naraaz kade sajna to,
tere bas ohi par ohna de bathere ne;
Aa ke nahi manauna kise tere jihe gair nu,
tu ki jane ohna kol apne bathere ne…..
###
Rishta pyar ka banta hai agr takdeer hoti hai,
boht kum logo k hatho me ye lakir hoti hai.
Juda na ho kabhi dost kisika,
Kasam khuda ki badi takleef hoti hai…
###
‘Ruth Gaya Hai Manane Wala,
Ab Koi Nahi Mere Naaz Uthanewala;
Jane Kya Sochta Hai Yeh Khula Darwaza,
Shayad Rasta Bhool Gaya Hai Koi Aanewala.
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Kade yad na kita ohne sanu, Asi hi apni yad dwayi gye,
Kinj kra aitbar Zindgi da jad apne hi sanu bhulayi gye,
Sade nal hoyi bekdri, par asi apna farz nibhai gaye.
###
Kise nu dukh de k sukh paya ta ki paya,
Kise da husn dekh k chahya ta ki chahya,
Pyar krde ho kise nu ta krde rho,
Par kise hor da pyar kho k paya ta ki paya.
###
…Peed Usdi Judai di Assi Seh na Sake,
Kina Royian Akhian Par kujh keh Na Sake.
Jisnu kadar V Nhi Ehna Hanjua Di,
Aaj Fir Us Nu Yad kitte Bina Asi Reh Na Sake..
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…Ut Oye Dila Maria, Que Ho Chalia Niras.
Chad Gai Sanu Adh Vichale,
Jina te Kita RAB Jina Visvash.
Raba Que Ravounde Ne Ohi,
Jina to Hundi Sanu Ass.
‘Deep’ De Takdeer C Ea Hona C,
Par Azz V Oh Sade Lai Sab to Khas.
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…Mohabt har insan ko 1 bar azmati hai,
kisi se rooth jati hai or kisi pe muskrati hai.
Mohabt khel hi aisa hai, k
isi ka kuch nahi jata or kisi ki duniyan Ujar Jati hai.
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…Bhoolne Wale Hamen Bhool Jaate Hai,
Dil Se Hum Unke Nikale Jaate Hain.
Hai Nahin Kisi Ko Zarurat Hamari,
Hum kaha kisi ko Yad Aate Hain.
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…Alvida kehkar jab koi APNA aankhon se door hota hai,
aankhen dekhti rehti hai lekin dil majboor hota hai.
HUM kahe na kahe juban se,
magar dil me dard jaroor hota hai.
###
Chalti nahi duniya kisi ke ane se,
Rukti nahi duniya kisi ke jane se,
‘PYAR’ to sabko mil jata hai,
KAMI ka pata chalta hai kisi Apne K Rooth jaane se.
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SORRY Message
… “BHOOL” se agar
“BHOOL” ho gayi, to
“BHOOL”samajh kar
“BHOOL” jana, magar
bhoolna sirf “BHOOL” ko, “BHOOL” se humko hi na “BHOOL” jana.
###
Rusi na yara menu manona nai aunda,
kol beke drde dil sunona nai aunda,
ik dosti niboni sikhi mai ta aj tak,
har kise te menu haq jtaona nai aunda.
###
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai MSG se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare MSG ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki
###
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
###
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai……
###
Fir Wahi Fasaana Afsaana Sunaati Ho,
Dil Ke Paas Hoon
Keh Kar Dil Jalati Ho,
Beqaraar Hai Aatish-E-Nazar
Nazar Se Milne Ko,
To Fir Kyon Nahi Pyaar Jataati Ho.
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
###
SPECIAL Message
Ohnu vekh-vekh dil na bhre.
Koi hor vekhe ta dil na jre.
bhave wasda jahan hove sara,
sada te ohde bin na sre.
Sanu sajna bin hanera,
chan bhaven roj chade….
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…Buland Hosla te Akhan ‘ch Khumari,
App Sohne te Sohnia Naal Yaari.
Bachpan Hasda te Nachdi Jawani,
Vekh K Loki Akhda
Kash ! Asi V Pita Hunda MOGE Da Pani.
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Ram Ram BABBUA!
Kaisan ho?
Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka?
Tohar MSGwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava,
tanik ek dui SMSWA BHIJAWAIDO hmar tuntuniya pe.
###
A GIRL……….
One of the most beautiful creations of GOD.
You can feel her innocence in form of a DAUGHTER.
You can feel her care in form of a SISTER.
You can feel her warmth in form of a FRIEND.
You can feel her passion in form of a BELOVED.
You can feel her dedication in form of a WIFE.
You can see her divinity in form of a MOTHER.
Send this to everyone so that they cn admire girls n stop killing them b4 birth…
###
Umeed hai ke “Unka” paigam aayega,
Kabhi to paigam “Mere Naam” aayega,
Kya hum hi yaad karte rahege “Unhe”,
Ya kabhi “Unko” mera bhi khyal aayega..
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The biggest loss in life
“kisi ki aankh me aansu hona,aap ki vajah se.
and
the biggest achivement in life:
“kisiki aankh me aansu hona, aap ke liye”.
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Kal rat meri ankh se 1 ansu nikal aya,
maine pucha tu bahar Q aya,
usne kaha “koi teri ankhon me itna samaya k
me chah kr b apni jagah na bna paya.
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Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai,
Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai.
Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai,
Agar baar baar ki jaye tou Pagalpan hai.
###
“APP” jantay ho mere liye sub se “KEEMTI” cheez kya hai ?
Mobile no,
pesia no,
koi aur chiz no.
to…
fir kya
sirf
.
.
.
Is sms ka Pehla Word..!
###
Pyar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye,
kabhi hum aapki jaan the ab aise-vaise ho gaye.
agar ab bhi apne sms na kiya to samjhege,
ki hum se pyare paise ho gaye.
###
“Never ignore someone who care for you…
Because one day you will realise that you have lost a Diamond when you were busy in collecting Stones”
###
Ek “ROSE”
—;—;-<@
un Dosto ke liye
jo milte nahi
Roz Roz
magar Yaad
aate hai
. . .har roz. . .
###
…Riste Vekh ke Pyar Nibhaeya kar,
Har kise Nu Na Aapna Bnaeya kar.
Eh Duniya Matlabi Bandeya Di,
Aive Na kise De Piche Lag Jaeya kar.
Aina Mitha Na Ban Duniya Nigal Javegi,
kde Bura Ban ke Dikhaeya kar.
Har Ik De Dukh Vich Ho ke Dukhi,
Aapna Dukh Na Tu Hor Vdhaeya kar.
Maneya Tere Sanskar Ne Eho Jihe,
Par Ik Var Te Sabh Nu Ajmaia kar.
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…Old friends r gold,
New friends are diamond.
If u get a diamond don’t forget the gold,
because to hold a diamond in a ring u need a base of gold.
###
WISHES Message
Knock!!!
Knock!!!
May I come into ur world???
i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy, And love to keep u smiling
…Good Morning….
###
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care!
###
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!
###
Namaskaar : Subah AajTak me apka swagat hai.
Mukhya Samachar : gud morning & Hav a nice day
Tapman : Aaj bhi Sms ki barish jari rahegi.
Call ke badal aane ki sambhawana bhi ho sakti hai. Kahin kahin missed call bhi aa sakti hai. Din me ik do bar vibration ke jathke lagege..
GOOD MORNING.
###
Akash ke taaron me hai jahan saara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.
Un taaron me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
jo is waqt padh raha hai “MSG” hamara
*Good Night*
###
…800 Kamro ka Mehal Ho Aur Motiyon Se Saja Darbar,
Income Ho Arbo Me Aur 200 Mercedes Car.
Sab Sapne Me Hi Mil Sakta Hai Isliye Soja Mere Yaar.
G O O D N I G H T
###
… Subah Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Boli Uth Kya Nazare Hai,
Maine Kaha Ruk Pehla Sms Kar Lu Unko Jo Mere Lai Dunia Mai Sab Se Pyare Hai.
G O O D M O R N I N G
Only for U
###
()’”() .-””-. /),/)
(=’.’=)( ‘.’ )( ‘;’ )
(“)(“)(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)
A very Sweet Mini, Pini & Tini
Wishing u a Cutie Cutie
“Ninni”.
Gud Nite..!!
Swtdrms..!!
###
…Garma-Garam Chah Bheji Ae Tere Lyi.
((
_))_
c!___!
Fook Mar k Pee.
G O O D M O R N I N G
###
…Waheguru Ji Has Deposited Love, Joy, Prsprity, Peace, Laughter & all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Acc. Use Without Limit. The PIN Code is ARDAAS.
GOOD MORNING JI
###
…Tik Tik !!!
Pls, Open Yur Door
Delivery 4 Yu.
()”””()
( “ ; “ )
(,,)=(“”)
(“”),,,(“”)
THIS NONA TEDDY WANTS 2 WISH U GOOD MORNING
###
Deep jalte japmagate rahen.
hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahen.
jab tak zindagi hai ,
dua hai meri aap diyo ki tarah jagmagate rahen.
“HAPPY DIWALI”
###
May the divine light of diwali\nspread into your Life\npeace, prosperity, happiness\nand good health.\n
HAPPY DIWALI
###
.”Mehak Wattan Di” Valo App Ji Nu DIWALI Dia Bahot – Bahot Mubarkan.
HAPPY DIWALI …from
BIRTHDAY Message
Lakh war mubarak janam din tuhanu,
eh din tuhade lai yaadgar hove,
miln khushi de hazaran pal tuhanu
te har pal ch khushi hazaar hove
mile zindgi da har ik sukh tuhanu
te har nazar ch tuhada satikar hove,
rabb kare k lagge har dua saddi
te har supna tuhada sakar hove,
tuhade pyar ton wad k mile tuhanu pyar ohnada
jinha nal v tuhanu pyar hove
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…Nitt Navi-Navi khushi Tere Buhe Te khlove,
Rab kare Tera Har khwab Sacha Hove.
Tu Aine Saal Jive Assi karde Dua,
Jihdi Taareyan De Wangu kade Ginti Na Hove.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day
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Es Din Kara Duawa Rabb Agge,
Tainu Kde Tati Hawa V Na Lagga.
Door Rehan Tere Kolo Gma Diya Hneriyan,
Umra V “GOLDY” Tainu Lag Jan Meriya.
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ye be khudi ye laboon ki hansi mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik ho
kabhi na aaye koi ghum qareeb tumhaare
jahaan mein sab se ache hoon naseeb tumhare
khaloos, pyar bhari dosti mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik hoo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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…Subha ka Hasin Mahol Bola,
“Mera Sang Khalo, Kya Nazara Hai.”
Maina Kha,
“Ruk,
Ajj Pehla Main HAPPY BIRTHDAY Wish Kar Usko,
Jo Mere Lai Bahot Pyara Hai.”
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love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
Happy Birthday My Love.
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live Long as Long as more Than Devil.
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Its just another day,
but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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(¸.·’´(¸.·’´ ‘’·.¸)‘’ ·.¸) ¸.·´ *wish you a very very* ***Happy Birthday*** ´·.¸ (‘’·.¸(‘’·.¸ ¸.·’´) ¸.·’´) «‘’·.¸. ¤.¸.·’´» (¸.·’´(¸.·’´ ‘’·.¸)‘’ ·.¸)
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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RAKHI Message
Es Din Kara Duawa Rabb Agge,
Tainu Kde Tati Hawa V Na Lagga.
Door Rehan Tere Kolo Gma Diya Hneriyan,
Umra V BHAINA Tainu Lag Jan Meriya.
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With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
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GERNAL Message
Ishq ibadat rab di,
j koi iss nu jane…
Hun ta ishq gali ch vikda,
lende firan niane…
Samjan mazak ishq nu loki,
gounde firde gane..
Par sajna eh ishq na sasta,
jisnu lage ohi mul pachane.
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…Sms Se Ek Baat ka Pata to Chalta Hai, Ki koi Hume Yaad to karta Hai. Wo Hume Mil Na Sake Na Sahi, Hum Par Chand Lamhe Barbad to karta Hai..
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…Nabaj Meri Dekhi te Bimaar Likh Dita,
Rog Mera Us KAMLI Da Pyar Likh Dita.
Karzdaar Rahanga Uss Haqeem Da Mein,
Jisne Dawa Da Naam Usda Deedar Likh Ditta.
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…Duniya Me Hazaro Dost Banaao
Lekin
Un Hazaro Me Ek Dost Esa Banao,
Jab
Hazaro Log Aapke Khilaf Ho To Wo
Aapke Sath
Un Hazaro K Kilaf Ho.
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Ki PADIE ehna kitaba nu,
har saffe te TUHADA deedar hove,
ek akhar te raat bus beet jandi,
RABBA ena V na kise nu PYAR hove.
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…Kadi apne hasse te v aaunda gussa,
kdi jag nu hasaun nu g krda.
kdi ronda dil kise De Vishode te,
kde aven hi rön nu g krda.
kdi ajnabi da sath v lgda changa,
kdi apne v lgde begane jehe.
kde mangda dil ik hor zindgi,
kdi eh v mitaun nu g krda.
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Teer todke sahiba ne zindgi mirze di gawayi,
1 di maut karke jaan 7 di bachai.
J tode na hunde teer sahiba ne,
rehndi na suhagan 1 v bharjayi.
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Dosti ka rishta Aankh aur Palak ke rishte se hai.
Aankh me kuch gir jaye to Palak tadap uthti hai aur
Palak kuch der tak na jhapke to Aankh ro deti hai.
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Rakh haunsle tu YAARA Asi milange jarur,
Sadi Mulakat ch hona vakhra sarur,
Asi Jdo v, Jithe v kde mille baithange,
Us Jagah ne v vekhi ho jana Mashoor
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Yaar saada sade kolon chadeya ni jana,
Dil vichon pyar hun kadeya ni jana.
1 chit kre sanu maut a jave, Par kalla yaar dunia ch chadeya ni jana.
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Sukke fula de kitaba ch nishan reh jande ne,
kitaba vich kinney paigam reh jande ne,
bhul skdi hai pehli mulakat aksr,
yad sb nu aakhri slam rh jande ne.
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Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisiko dete ho to wo hai ”Waqt”
kyuki ! aap kisiko apna waqt dete ho to aap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal dete ho jo vapis nahi aata.
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Ek ladki paidal chali ja rahi thi.
Ladka awaz deta hai., “Ae deewani, peeche mud kar dekh tera duppata zameen se ghise ja raha hai”
Ladki jawab deti hai, “ae deewane , tu kya jane yeh bhi apna farz nibha raha hai, koi choom na le mere kadmo ki miti ko, isi liye nishan mitata ja raaha hai…”
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Hanju akhiyan chon risde ne,
lok puchde eh houke kis de ne,
ki dasiye lokan nu dukh yaaro,
jis wich wasdi aa jaan sadi,
oh yaar hun kde kde disde ne.
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…Likhia jo lekha vich ohi Kuj milda,
ohdi marji to bina paata v nahi hilda.
Ohde hath hai sab di door,
Jindgi de rang Mitra azz hor te kal nu hor.
Maan nahi karida goodi ambra te chari.
Umra de vady ki, bharosa nahi ghari da.
Chale Ode age kise da na joor,
Jindgi de rang Mitra azz hor te kal nu hor.
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Taare ohi ginde raatan nu,,,
Jina nu kise da intezar hunda hai,,,
Yaad v ohna di hi aundi hai,,,
Jina naal dilo Pyar hunda hai,,,
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Ansu n Hote Akho me to Aakhe itni khubsrt n Hoti.
Dard n Hota Dil me to Khushiyo ki kimat n Hoti.
Puri Hoti sab Murade to Khuda ki Jarurat n Hoti.
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Waffa ki umid lagaye baithe hain
Ose dil ki dharkan banaye baithe hain.
Khulke karenge baat jab unhe fursat mili.
Fir kholenge RAAZ jo dil me dabaye baith hain
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Husan di daulat sada nahi rehani,
nahi rehna roop kuwara,
aaj nahi ta kal tut jana roop tere da tara,
lab layi jag sara,
nahi labna tenu sade warga yaar dubaraù.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…
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SORRY
.
.
.
.
.
Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means
S – SOME
O – ONE’S
R – REALLY,
R – REMEMBERING
Y – YOU.
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…Bapu Bola
Jo Bhi Msg. Nahi karta Use Aur Msg kar.
Aisa karne Se Ek Din Use Sharm Aayegi,
Aur Wo B Msg. karega.
Bole to Gandhigiri Zindabaad.
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Begano se dosti ki gunjaish nahi hoti,
maut k baad baki koi khwaish nahi hoti.
shayad koi pyar bhara dil tuta hoga,
warna april k mahine mei barish nahi hai.
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…Chale Gaye the Dur 1 Pal k Liye,
Par kareeb the Dil k Har Pal k Liye.
kaise Yaad karu Aapko Har Pal k Liye,
Jab kabhi Bhulaya Hi Nahi 1 Pal ka Liye
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Dil de har kone te ehsan tera ae,
jis lai de sakde han JAAN oh NAAM tera ae,
unj tan bahut han dost mere par
aaj v sab ton uppar mukam tera ae.”
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Ae jindagi itna sa ahsan krde,
Mere dost ko mujh par meherban kar de.
Hamari to Sari jindagi uske intezar me kat jayegi,
Magar Uska 1pal To hamare naam Karde.
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Tum hume bhula do Hamen koi gum nhi,
Tum hamen rula do to bhi hamari ankhen nam nahi.
par jab hum tumhe yad na karen to jaan lena ki ab is Duniya me hum nahi.
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Har dil ka ek raaz hota hai,
Har baat ka ek Andaz hota hai,
Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar,
Har kisi ko apni PASAND par naaz hota hai.
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Dil te diti dastak mere yaar kabool kri,
eho ik mithi jehi saugat kabool kri,
sadi nhi aukat kuch tenu den di,
j ho ske taan pyari jehi yaad kabool kari
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Yaari vich nafe nuksan naio wakhide.
manjila de samne tufan naio vekhide.
yara de gunaha da hisab naio jorida.
aukhe wele sajna to mukh naio morida…
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Vo din-din nhi,
vo raat-raat nhi,
vo pal-pal nhi
jis pal teri baat nhi,
Teri yaadon se maut hme alag kr de,
itni to maut ki bhi aukaat nhi.
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…Rog Awale Dil Nu Hon Ta Ki Kariye,
Chup Chapite Akhiyan Ron Ta Ki kariye.
Rehndi Ae Apnya Nu Milan Di Taang Hamesha,
Par Apne Hi Jekar BUSY Hon Ta Ki Kariye.
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Sajjna Pyareyan Da Pyar Sanu chahida,
khushiyan ch khush Sada Yaar Sanu chahida,
Ik Pal v Na Dikhe Dukhi Tu,
Ehi Rab kolo Ikraar Sanu chahida.
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…Apno Se khafa Hum Ho Nahi Sakte,
Akela Hum Has Bi Nahi Sakte or Roo Bi Nahi Sakte.
Aap Shayad Hume Bhool kar Soo Jao,
Lakin Hum Aap Ko Yaad kiye Bina Soo Nahi Sakte.
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Aapki Hansi Badi Pyari lagti hai,
aapki har khushi hame hamari lagti hai,
kabhi door na karna khud se hame
aapki dosti jaan se pyari lagti ha.
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…Sanu Lod Teri kinni Asi Dasde Nahi,
Sach Jani Tere Bina Asi Hasde Nahi.
Tasveer Teri Rakh Lai Dil Wich Vasake,
Gal Koi Tere Bina kise Hor Nu Asi Dasde Nahi.
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Nazuk Si Chot Se Sishe Nahi Tut-te,
Chhoti Chhoti Baaton Se Apne Na Ruthe-te.
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Ho Agar Kisi Ko Apno ki,
to Vo Time Na Hone Ke Bahane Nahi Dundte.
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Gori gal ute athru koi risda hovega,
akha odia vich nam mera disda hovega,
dur bethi geet mera koi gaundi hovegi,
oh lagda aaj v “mainu” chaundi hovegi.
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Mere jurma da rab aisa faisla sunave,
main howa akhri sahan te oh miln menu ave.
Mere sine ute hon zkhm hazara,
mera vekh-2 haal odi akh bhr ave.
Menu bukal ch laike oh uchi-2 rove,
bs aj mere ute ena hk oh jtave.
Pehla rusdi c jive oh gal-2 ute,
aj fer kise gallon mere nal rus jave.
Fer rondi-2 kahe ‘tenu kdi ni bulauna’,
oda sunke jwab mera dil tut jave.
Eh karma di gal onu kive smjava,
onu chadke mai java dil mera v na chahve.
Onu vekhdeyan meri sari langje umr,
mera akhri oh sah ena lma ho jave.
Kuj pal rva odiyan bahwan di kaed vich,
menu vichode nalo phla rabba maut aa jave.
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Yaari gmaa de ohle na luk jave, Zindgi chaldi vichaale na ruk jave.
ik vaari Aa k mill javi, Kitte teri udeek vich jind saadi na muk jave.
Mere dukhaan da dard vandave koi na,
mere hanjuan da mull pave koi na..
sda rakhde haan chehre ute jhutha jeha haasa,
ta k mere dukhaan d kitab padh pave koi na.
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Aasma k tare aksar puchte hai humse,
“kya tumhe aj b intzar hai uske laut ane ka”
or ye dil muskura k kehta hai,
“mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske chale jane ka.
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Akele mat betho tanhai tang karegi.
sath gujre huye lamho ki duhai tang karegi.
mat lao kisi ko dil ke itne kareeb.
uske jane ke bad uski judai tang karegi..
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Aa mil ja gal nal lag k ve,
hun dil dard vichhoda nahi jarda.
Tainù kol bitha k takna e,
hun tasveeran tak dil nahi bharda.
dil karda bs kra pyar tenu,
koi hor tamana dil nahi karda.
har cheez wajhon asin saar laiye,
bus ik tere wajho hi nahi sarda.
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Kitni raate beet gai,
Kitne din beet gaye,
Bus beeta nahi to yadon ka wo pal,
Wo guzra hua kal,
Biti nahi to aankho ki nami aur aapki kami..
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Na sathi hai koi, na humsafar hai koi
,na hum kisike, na humara hai koi,
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Tumhari duniya se jane ke baad hum tumhe har ek taare me nazar aya karenge,
Tum har pal koi dua maang lena…
aur Hum har pal toot jaya karenge.
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Tarste the jo milne ko kabhi hamse,
kyon wo aaj mere saye se katrate hai.
Hum bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai,
Par na jane kyon Apne bdal jate Hai..
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… Jruri nahi ki sari duniya achi nikle,
Jruri nahi k sari mohabatein sachi nikle.
A khuda likh meri kismt dusri kalam se,
jruri nahi k dusri kalam b kachi Nikle..
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QNS-ANS Message
Ek ……… Ladki ………. Par Baith kar ………. Geet ga Rahi C.
In Sabhi Blanks Me V Ek hi Word Ana Chahha.
Dimag hai to fill this :
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Ek ……… Ladki bazar se ………. lane gayi. Aur
Ek ………. Aurat se takra gayi.
Aur Uski sari ………..gir gayi.
In sabhi khali jaghe per V ek hi word ayega.
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…ANS OF QNS :
Ek ..PAHARI.. Ladki ..PAHARI.. Par Baith kar ..PAHARI.. Geet ga Rahi C.
Ek…CHEENI…Ladki
bazar se…CHEENI…lane gayi.
Aur Ek…CHEENI…Aurat se takra gayi.
Aur Uski sari…CHEENI…gir gayi.
GERNAL Message
Din langda e fariyad kar k,
raat langdi e tainu yaad kar k,
Dil cheez hi rab ne banayee aisi,
jehra dharkda e sirf tainu hi yaad kar k.
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Tenu karde ha pyar nal salam sajjna,
Tu he jind sadi tu he jaan sajjna.
Hor kuchh ni sade kol,
har saah mera Tere naa SAJJNA.
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Russe Hoye Nu Manauna Zindgi Hai,
Doojean Nu Hasauna Zindgi Hai,
Koi Jitt K Khush Hoyea te Ki Hoyea,
yaaro Sab Kujh Haar K Muskrauna Zindgi Hai.
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Kuch log dil pe is trah asar kar jate h,
Tute hue sisho m b pure nazar ate h,
Raho m milte h kuch der k liye,
or zindgi bhar k liye dil m utar jate hai.
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Apki yadon ki mehak in hawao mein hai,
kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizao mein hai,
khusiyan chume apke kadam hamesha,
yehi sapna in nigahon main hai
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J dinda na aakhiyan rabb sanu,
das kidan tera didar krde,
akhan miliyan te mileya tu sanu,
das kidan na teinu pyar krde,
hr mod te pain bhulekhe tere
das kithe ruk k tere intzar krde,
ik tere nal zindgi hun sadi.
Asin pyar nahi bar bar karde.
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Kabhi-Kabhi aansu muskuraht se zyada special hote hain…..
Bcoz
smile to sab k liye hoti hai..
Magar aansu
sirf unke liye hote hain Jinhe hum khona nhi chahte.
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Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo tumko dekhne se inkaar karti h,
duniya ki is mehfil me us nazar ko dekho
jo sirf tumhare muskurane ka intzaar karti h..
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Jab khayal kiya to khayal bhi apka aya,
Jab ankhe band ki to khwab bhi apka aya,
Socha yad karlu us khuda ko,
Magar honth khule to naam bhi apka aya.
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Toote khwabo ki tasvir kab poori hoti hai,
Chand taro ke beech bhi doori hoti hai,
Dena to khuda sab kuch chahta hai,
Par Uski bhi kuch majburi hoti hai..
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Sitare aasman me chamkte hai,
badal door se hi baraste hai,
hum bhi kitne azib hai,
aap dil me rahte hai aur
hum mulakat ko tarste hai……
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…Sham ki shama me 1 tasvir najar aati hai,
Tab in hoton se 1 bat nikal aati hai.
Kab hogi unse g bhar k Mulakaten,
Bas yahi soch k har sham Nikal jati hai.
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…Kisi Modh Par Akela na chodna,
Armano se bhara Dil na Todna.
Duniya Begani Ban Jaye to koye Gum Nahi,
Tamanna Yahi hai Bas Aap Humara Sath na chodhna.
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Sabse anmol gift agar ap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai
“TIME”.
kyuki jb ap kisi ko apna TIME dete ho to ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi vapas nahi ata
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…Sms Se Ek Baat ka Pata to Chalta Hai,
Ki koi Hume Yaad to karta Hai.
Wo Hume Mil Na Sake Na Sahi,
Hum Par Chand Lamhe Barbad to karta Hai..
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…Duniya Me Hazaro Dost Banaao
Lekin Un Hazaro Me Ek Dost Esa Banao,
Jab Hazaro Log Aapke Khilaf Ho
To Wo Aapke Sath Un Hazaro K Kilaf Ho.
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Husan di daulat sada nahi rehani,
nahi rehna roop kuwara,
aaj nahi ta kal tut jana roop tere da tara,
lab layi jag sara,
nahi labna tenu sade warga yaar dubaraù.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…
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Muho kehke gal pgoni pendi a,
yari jind jaan vaar k niboni pendi a,
sanu shonk ni tuhanu distrb krnda,
pr msg bhej apni hajri lavoni pendi a. Hazir g
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Is Dil ki hai ek “condition”
Jisme nhi kisi ko “permission”
Sirf ap jase dost ko hai “admission”
Vo bhi bina “donation”
Just maintain good “relation”.?!
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…Kabhi-kabhi aansu Smile se zyada special hote he,
Kyu k Smile to sab k liye hoti he.
Mgar aansu unke liye hote he jinhe ham khona nhi chahte..
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…Itna chaha kisi ko,
par pa na sake.
Kabhi b rulaya nahi unko,
par hasa b na sake..
Bahut pyar krte hai hum unse,
Par chah kar bhi unhe hum bata na sake…
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…Do u know ?
Duniya me Ek dil hai jo sirf tumhare liye dhadkta hai.
Jante ho kiska ?
?
?
?
?
?
Buddhu.. Tumhara APNA Or kiska…
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…Eh na Socheo k Tuhanu Asi Bhulai Firde ha,
Tuhade Vrge dosta nu Asi Ruh ch Vsai Firde ha.
Koi Dekh na lve Tuhanu Njra ch Sadi,
ise Lyi Njra Jhukai Firde ha.
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…Rishta pyar ka banta hai agr takdeer hoti hai,
Boht kum logo k hatho me ye lakir hoti hai.
Juda na ho kabhi dost kisi ka,
Kasam khuda ki badi takleef hoti hai..
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…Rabba band karde is baarish nu,
nakhre jhalle nahi jande husn di naar de.
jinha ne kadi phull nahi c chukeya,
chukne pai rahe ne aaj paunche patiala shahi salwaar de.
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…Kitni Jaldi Ye Mulakat Guzar Jati Hai,
Pyas Bujhti Nahi Barsat Guzar Jati Hai.
Apni Yadon se kehdo is Tarah Na Aaya karo,
Ned Aati Nahi aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai.
.
GOOD NIGHT
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…Kisi Ko Zayada Azmaya Nahi Karte,
Apno Ko Yu Sataya Nahi Krte.
Chahne Wale B Waqt K Lamhon Ki Tarah Hai,
Beet Jaye To Laut K Aaya Nahi Karte.
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…Eh V “Kismat” Saadi Ki Tere Kolon Wakh Rahiye,
Dil Wich Saambhi Yaad Teri Kise Hor Nu Kitthe Rakh Laiye.
Akkhaan Ch Wasdi Sirf Tasveer Teri,
Kise Hor Nu Kivein Hun Tak Layie.
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…Tamana hai bas aini ki ohda pyar mile,
Izhar main kra te ohda inkar mile,
bas ik war oh kehde k soch ke dasngi
fer bhave sanu sat janma da intzar mile.
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Eh kaise athru akhian de,
Aj yad teri ch girde ne.
Lakh koshish kiti rokan di,
Eh baagi hoye firde ne.
Palka ch luk nhi sakde ne.
Tere to mafi Hone nu firde ne !!
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